Tuba Jokes
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What do you call a really bad trumpet player?
A Treble Clef Euphonium
What's the range of a tuba?
Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.
Tuba Player: Did you hear my last recital?
Friend: I hope so.
How many tuba players does it take to change a light bulb?
Five: one to hold the bulb, one to hold the lamp, and three to drink until the room spins.
What's a "tuba for"?
1 1/2" by 3 1/2", unless you request a "full cut".
How do you fix a broken tuba?
With a "tuba glue".
Why did the tuba player switch to the drums?
Because he couldn't read the music.
How many tubas does it take to change a light bulb?
5, one to change the bulb, 4 to complain how high it is
What did the tuba player get on his test?
Drool.
An orchestra is rehearsing a piece in which the tuba has a solo after 84 bars rest. At the point where the tuba should start the solo, nothing happens. So, the conductor stops and asks the tuba player why he didn't play. " I have 84 bars rest," says the tubist. To which the conductor replies, "But we are past those 84 bars already." The tubist: "How should I know that?" The conductor replies, "You can count, can't you?" The tubist: "Do you call that rest?"
What is the difference between a tuba and a bouncy castle?
You take your shoes off before you jump on a bouncy castle.